A few smart ones…?

1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."

3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don’t believe you," says Dolly.
"It’s true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

6. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

7. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".

10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. No doubt it sank, proving once again that "you can’t have your kayak and heat it too".
There was the person (me) who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least a few of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

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