ANOTHER JOKE – please can I have a star if you think it’s funny?

A chinese man is in a bar in Hawaii, having a few drinks. At the counter he’s amazed to see he’s sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.

After a round of beer, the chinese man senses that Spielberg is staring at him. Suddenly, in a flash, the chinese man is knocked to the floor by a punch from Spielberg.
Picking himself up, he says, "What the ****was that for?"
"For the bombing of Pearl Harbour. My dad perished in that bombing!" Shouts Spielberg.
"I am not Japanese you fool, I’m Chinese!"
Spielberg says, "Yeah, Yeah, Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same!"
A few seconds later, the chinese man delivers a mighty punch to Spielberg, sending the director flat on his a*se.
"What the **** was that for?"
"That’s for sinking the Titanic,I had ancestors on that ship!" The chinese man yells.
"But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"
"yeah, yeah" replies the chinese man, "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you all f**king same!"

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