Another LGBT shocking revelation?

I woke up happy and gay and skipped to my work desk at dawn to check emails.

Suddenly and with only slight warning I was afflicted with a deep sinking feeling in my large intestine and stomach.

I clicked to Y/A LGBT and checked my point total and I nearly choked on my english muffin.

It will take me 29.2 years to be the number 1 Top Ten contibutor of LGBT at my current rate of 3.5 best "and deserved" answers per month.

I sadly brushed the muffin crumbs from my military -issue boxers and curled up on my bar stool in horror.

What shocking gay or straight revelation have you had recently?

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