Do you think that DB Cooper would've been caught if he had ejackulated before he jumped out the plane?

I know they didn’t have DNA testing in ’71 but I’m sure the FBI would’ve collected it for evidence so that we could have a better DNA sample now.
Stupid FBI was looking 50 miles away from where the money was found. The money tends to sink. Its concentrated in one spot. Suggests a splash down landing near Tina Bar: whether he lived or died is uncertain. No body…bodies sink first but float later when gases build up. But no other cash turned up. The guy planned it out in detail…hard to grasp him going Einstein on the hijacking but then 3 stooges on the parachuting aspect…kind of important part of the whole thing.
I figure this thing out after another bag of weed from the evidence room.

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