Short one liners, anyone?

1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

3. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

6. Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here."

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