Short one liners, anyone?
1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
3. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.
4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
6. Two termites walk into a bar. One asked, "Is the bar tender here."