What do you think of these Jokes?

This guy walks into this bar and sits down next to this alien. The alien takes his beer, chugs it down in one gulp, and turns and looks at the guy and puts his finger to his temple and says, "NEEEP!"
The guy looks at the alien and grabs the alien, throws him outside and then comes back in shaking his head saying, "what the hell was that all about."
So the alien walks back in sits back down next the guy and orders another beer. Chugs it down in one gulp, turns, and looks at the guy and puts his finger to his temple and says, "NEEEP!"
The guy looks at the alien, grabs him again, and throws him outside and then comes back in shaking his head saying, "what the hell was that all about, why would he do that."
So the alien comes walking into the bar again and sits down next the guy and orders another beer he grabs it and chugs it down and the guy next to him looks at the alien and says," If touch me one more time I am going to kick you in the nuts!"
The alien says, "But I don’t have any nuts."
The guy says," Well how do you have sex?"
the alien and turns to him and goes NEEEP!
Hope you like it cause it is a classic to me!
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A brother and sister get stranded on an island that they had to swim to after there parents boat sank and the parents died.
So there all alone on this island and they realize they have to set up camp and ride this one out because this is their new home for a long time they figured.
So a couple weeks go by and they have everything all set up for living.
Now a couple months go by and they are getting bored. They start to get horny one day and they decided have sex. they figured they had nothing to lose out of it.
So this went on for about a couple moths of them having sex and the girl stared feeling a little guilty about all this so she decided o kill herself.
A month later after she had killed herself he started feeling guilty too so he decided to bury her.
I know it is about as nasty as you get.
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This guy goes into a whorehouse looking for a girl he have sex with and the guy at the counter says, "well how much do you have?"
The guy says,"I only have 20 bucks. What can I get for it?"
The guy says,"Go down stairs there should be an Asian girl laying there ready to go"
The guy is thinking cool. So he hands him the 20 and heads down stairs.
He sees the girl and he is like Ya so pulls his pants off and starts going at it with the girl.
After a few minutes she starts spitting rice at him every time he pumps her and he is thinking whatever, no big deal.
So he finishes up and goes up stairs and the guy at the desk says, " hey how was she?"
So he answers back saying," she was great but it was weird she kept on spitting rice at me every time I pumped her"
The guy goes," That is not rice, that is maggots. She has been dead for two weeks."

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